This is one of the funniest websites I’ve ever seen. You probably have to be a designer or have been a designer to ‘get it’ but it’s unbelievably accurate. TRUST.
No, these aren’t from my personal experience:
“We’re marketing it to those depressed kids out there; you know, all those emus.”
“Can you show us the design of what our site would look like so we can decide whether it’ll be worth it?”
“I keep looking at this website and it just isn’t blowing my skirt up for some reason. Can’t really explain why. Let’s start over.”
The only thing I can say is that if you are ever in the market for design services and want to avoid common client faux-pas, have a look at this site, do/say the opposite and you’ll be just fine.