oh no, simon cowell. oh. no.

I love Simon Cowell!

Did you see him drink tea with Oprah? It was a great interview. He’s so well-spoken, so witty, so much nicer to Oprah than the contestants. But then again, who isn’t? She’s Oprah.

Getting back to Simon, American Idol should’ve called it a day after he left. Instead, it’s gonna die a slow and painful death… mark my words. Idol NEEDS Simon.

That said, no matter how much I like him, there is no excuse for this. Check out these pics of Simon in his white sassy pants and shoes!

It’s so bizarre. Since the beginning of American Idol, the man has not deviated from his 4 standard outfits the entire time.

    You know the ones:

  1. white shirt + weird flared jeans + strange heeled shoes
  2. black shirt + weird flared jeans + strange heeled shoes
  3. grey shirt + weird flared jeans + strange heeled shoes
  4. tuxedo + strange heeled shoes

And while I love the attempt to break free of a mould, it would’ve been so much better if he’d baby-stepped his way free. Y’know, incorporate pattern or a pop of colour. Not this.

It doesn’t matter that he’s on vacation. There is no excuse.

ps. He’s taking ab sculpting to a whole other level! Look at his chest hair!!

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